- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
(via silber-augen)
I Think I’m going to make a Batman Blog, and then a MLP ask blog.
Would my fellow fans like?
The Riddler is too sexy to be played by Leo.
I’m thinking more of Robert Downey Jr., Jim Parsons, Johnny Depp or Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Eddie, baby, I think you are confused. :|
How do u frands??
HOW???????????
I can relate lol.
MEOW MEOW I AM THE KAWAIIEST VILLAIN
